#WSWC

WHEN SOMEONE POINTS OUT THAT I’VE GAINED WEIGHT

I just remind them:

WHEN I AM TIRED OF WAITING FOR MY PASTA TO COOK

I’m like what the hell does al dente even mean?

WHEN I SEE THE WAITER BRINGING MY FOOD AT A RESTAURANT

I’m just like:

WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME IF I’M GOING TO TAKE THE FREE SAMPLE AT THE FOOD COURT AND I JUST ATE LUNCH

When I Stop Caring

My automatic response to questions is:

AFTER I CREEP ON MY CRUSH’S FACBOOK, I FREAK OUT LIKE

Did I click like on that picture?

WHEN I AM TRYING TO IMPRESS MY FRIENDS AT THE BAR

WHEN SOMEONE AT THE CLUB IS LOOKING FOR ATTENTION

They are like:

And I’m like:

WHEN IT IS 49 MINUTES INTO A 50 MINUTE LECTURE AND THE PROFESSOR SAYS THERE ARE STILL FIVE MORE SLIDES TO COVER

WHEN I’M TAKING A QUIZ ONLINE AND THE GRADE SHOWS UP AFTERWARDS

I’m like: